It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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