You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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