i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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