what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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