i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Success! We fucked roommates!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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