so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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