Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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