Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
In other news, I just burned my penis
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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