okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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