mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
is that a dick in a sweater?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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