dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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