My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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