No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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