It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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