My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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