dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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