to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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