don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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