he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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