that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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