He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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