my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
