Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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