is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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