i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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