I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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