i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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