but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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