MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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