Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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