When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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