HIV tests are more positive than that guy
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize