Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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