my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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