Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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