She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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