He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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