I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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