We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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