so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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