how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish i was in the wii world.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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