i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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