No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You don't make any sense
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