Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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