dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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