Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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