Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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