i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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