ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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