just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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