I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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