Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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