You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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