So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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